im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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