This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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