Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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