Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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