it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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