I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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