hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just forgot I was standing up.
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