Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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