oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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