Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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