I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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