Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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