Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I touched a dick in church today
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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