There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize