It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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