I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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