So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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