I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Sober January is a disaster.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
