How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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