sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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