Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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