Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I still have a little drunk in my system
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
