All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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