dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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