Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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