I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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