He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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