The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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