butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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