he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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