The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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