Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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