i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
two words...techno handjob
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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