im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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