Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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