Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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