ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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