I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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