who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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