god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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