I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
