Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
