the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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