that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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