forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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