Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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