Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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