My room smells like vodka and shame
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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