Nicole vs. Life
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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