He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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