I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It's official drugs can't kill me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also, beer. Big fan.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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