i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So. Much. Porn.
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