He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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