I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
