i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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