he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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