Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
