I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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