if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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